Note for Avimakers:
I’m in the Snake Plisskin division (Escape From LA). I have no idea how reasonable this request is. If it’s not, tell me and I’ll try to revise. Please note – I am willing to donate extra based on what you feel would be correct. I just really don’t know how much or if you’ll consider it. Brief text descriptions of the characters are listed under the pics if that helps.
Fantasy Football Monsters is my show and becoming an increasing part of my Fantasy Football identity, so I want them to be center stage (mind you, all characters are played by me, so it’s still me)
Obviously this is SFB14, so integrating anything with the division/league/etc is awesome. As far as general design goes, giving pretty much carte blanche for your creative whims.
Note: would greatly prefer animated versions of the characters. Anything animated is gonna look better than I do. đ
Avatar: The main three characters integrated however you want. If using the expansion method and it would look better, can just use Von Murder since he’s the main main.
Banner: Pretty much the same, but definitely with all 3.
Shirt: This is the big reason I mentioned additional donations. Plus, if we get a good shirt design, I’ll prolly buy several on top of design donation. If this is just something you don’t want to consider, you can just leave it at the above two.
Would love to see something with the 3 main characters as, well, main, and some of the other characters in the background, priority based on importance below.
These designs don’t all have to be vastly different from each other. The shirt could be an expanded version of the banner to show additional stuff (like background cast), for example.
Again, I TOTALLY get this is much larger ask. Obviously happy to donate more and/or buy shirt(s). Also understand if you just say “Yeah…no…not happening.” You can thank my fiancĂ©e for this. I told her I’d be wearing mostly SFB shirts in Canton, and she said “You should do something promoting your own show” so I kinda had a “why not both?” moment.
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Character Descriptions
Videos can be seen at FantasyFootballMonsters.com
Von Murder
- Importance: 10 – Main Character
- Full name: Adolf von Murderstein, dropped the Adolf in the 1940âs because âWhat kinda dick goes by Adolf these daysâ and is âProfessionally known as Von Murder nowâ
- A 600-800 (approx) year old rather sarcastic vampire.
- Dallas Cowboys fan as he is mostly seen wearing a #82 Jason Witten home jersey underneath his cape.
- The show used to be filmed in the basement of his castle before we got a “legit studio”
- Has been in every episode except 1 (I blew out my voice and couldnât do his, so I had to improvise)
Jimmy
- Importance: 9.9 – Main Sidekick
- Full name: Jimmy Fujiwara-Mrityu, he gave himself that last name when no one else would, which obviously doesnât fit him, but both words mean some form of âdeathâ in Japanese and Hindi
- Recently turned Zombie after he wouldnât wear a âface diaperâ to not catch the T-Virus.
- Pretty stereotypical redneck who enjoys completely out of place karaoke songs.
- Used when we need a âDaylight correspondentâ and we film from remote locations.
- Has been in every episode except 1
Morty
- Importance: 9.5 – Third Regular
- Full Name: Mortimer Winkelvoss IV
- Somewhat British-sounding (mostly talks like Tucker from Thereâs Something About Mary), rather uptight and âproperâ, uses longer words than needed and doesnât curse.
- Gets made fun of a LOT but weirdly doesnât seem to mind.
- Probably in 60% or so of the episodes, generally the one who gets subbed out if we have a âguestâ because of full moon issues.
Fred
- Importance: 8
- Our version of Freddy Kreuger
- Didnât show until Episode 9 but has made quite a few appearances since.
- Seems to have a fondness for torturing Morty
Jigsaw
- Importance: 7.5
- Our version of Billy the Puppet from the Saw movies
- Heâs the game master who comes up with some really whack ways to torture people, and even Von Murder needs to tell him to chill on the torture sometimes.
- Usually our âSportscasterâ when on, he occasionally shows up when we need to go overboard on some kinda revenge.
- Shown up on 6-7 episodes
Frank
- Importance: 6
- Full name: Frank N. Stein
- Generally talks slow and caveman-like, or did before Von Murder used a magical remote control to speed him up.
- Has shown up on 4-5 episodes
- Wears several different shirts, but portraying him with a black shirt and grey jacket is ânormalâ
Penny
- Importance: 5.5
- Our version of Pennywise from âItâ
- Shapeshifter who oftentimes will morph into other people.
- Wants to be a part of the show, but usually, âweâre goodâ says Von Murder and company.
- Usually finds a way to shapeshift and be a part anyway
- Probably 2-3 appearances
Joe
- Importance: 4
- Currently serving a 200 year term as âHeavenly Adjudicatorâ, aka God.
- Used to be friends with Von Murder in the 1200-1400âs (approx) – they used to pillage together.
- Usually is only seen writing like a 15 year old Valley girl in texts to Von Murder, or heard as a booming voice overhead.
- The one time he was seen, he was portrayed as a burning topiary of Vince Lombardiâs face.
Griffin
- Importance: 3
- Our version of Griffin from The Invisible Man
- Heâs invisible. Can only tell heâs there from either the cup heâs holding and drinking from, or if they make him wear a yellow safety vest.
- Only character that uses my actual voice. đ
- Obviously hard to depict, fine if he’s left out.
- Appearances: 2
The Terminator
- Importance: 1
- Our version of The Terminator
- Did about 45 seconds on one show to explain something.
- Will likely never be brought back and not considered part of the cast
- Mostly listed here for completeness and should never be depicted with cast.
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